He looked delighted with himself when he hung up. “Yes, I do have twice-weekly dinners with other employees.” I was in the mood to screw with him some more. “That’s different. Sam is your friend outside of the office. You two have been friends longer than she’s worked for you.” “And we’ve known each other since you bled all over me in middle school.” “I think you’re a little insane.” “I’m starting to agree with you.”

