I was calm and confident like 2000s Prince when he showed up to award shows with his perfectly coiffed Afro, a cane, and a stank facial expression that said, “All y’all’s grandmas know my corn bread and pinto beans recipe is better than theirs, so they need to stop trying and just live out the rest of their days talking about that one time they tried to smash Harry Belafonte at a civil rights rally.” I was that confident.
