Anyway, I’m really looking forward to working with you, and I’m even more jazzed about taking really long and unprofessional lunch breaks because working in an office kind of sucks. Not sure how you do it, but that’s why you’re the president and I’m just a lowly executive. Wow, I don’t know about you, but I have a strong feeling that we’re going to make a great team. A team in which you do all of the work, à la Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls, while I just look really cute, like all the other people in the Pussycat Dolls. Who else was in the Pussycat Dolls? Exactly. Am I going to ride
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