Someone says to you, “I wish I was black because then I would be a really good dancer/have a great wardrobe/tell people to kiss my black ass and it would make sense,” and you’d rather hurl your body into outer space à la George Clooney in Gravity than listen to another second of this foolishness. #LiteralDeathIsBetterThanAWhitePersonSayingTheyWouldGiveUpTheirPrivilegeToDanceTheSoulTrainLine
