A hot dude rubbing your booty the way Bobby Flay puts spice rub on a slab of ribs, and then kissing your donk as if to say, “I know I do not deserve any of this or you, so I’m going to literally kiss your ass and then metaphorically kiss it later on” was and continues to be #RelationshipGoals, #BoatGoals, and #LifeGoals for me.
