5. Sometimes—and by “Sometimes,” I Mean “All the Time”—When You and Another Black Friend Show Up to an Event Together, People Will Think You’re Related. You know how in the movie 27 Dresses, Katherine Heigl’s character spends the majority of her time at weddings apologizing for being single? Well, that’s going to happen with you, except instead of your relationship status, you’ll have to explain how all black people aren’t related. Hooray!
