Do Not Start Any Friendships with White People during the Summer Months This may seem extreme, but hear me out. Inevitably, at some point during the summer, a white person will say to you, “Haha. I’m blacker than you,” after she gets a tan and presses her arm against yours like she’s doing a paint swatch comparison at Home Depot. This is not a good way to begin a friendship. You’ll feel weird while your new pal will feel content in finding the one black person required to conduct this color test; therefore, no other black friends are necessary. And you know what that means: You’re The Black
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