And you’d probably get it, from a priest who wasn’t high on cocaine. ‘Howdy, folks!’ he screams, in what can only be described as the worst American accent in history. This is met with some titters from the less easily shocked in the crowd, but mostly with stunned silence from everyone else. ‘I said howdy, folks!’ Oh good Lord, he’s not taking no for an answer here, is he? Obviously our good friend Julian knows that the bride is of colonial extraction and wants to make her feel at home. This time there’s a few desultory ‘howdys’ from the assembled onlookers. It’s the best response he’s going
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