What made me doubt my own eyes to begin with was the expression on his face. I am so used to seeing a faint look of disapproval that I got completely thrown by his current appearance. The professor looks like my Aunt Catherine’s old boxer dog Conklin. Conklin always had a look of good-natured, boggle-eyed stupidity, no matter what he was doing. Whether he was sniffing his own ass or trying to screw your leg, he always looked like he’d just been injected with morphine and cocaine at the same time. He was the dumbest-looking dog you ever met – and here I am looking at him again, this time in
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