The Wrong Dead Guy (Another Coop Heist, #2)

by Richard Kadrey

Really, what Gilbert wanted was a Viking funeral, but putting something like that together required a level of concentration he wasn’t generally capable of. Instead, he made a deal with his Universal Life Church buddy to put his carcass in a wheelchair, take him to Disneyland, and set him on fire on the log flume ride.

“You’re the kind of guy that still has a VCR and it’s been blinking 12:00 all day and night since 1979.