Tell Me It's Real (At First Sight, #1)

by T.J. Klune

When life hands you lemons—” “You’ll slice them to make lemonade, only to find you have miniscule little cuts on your hands and it causes it to sting really bad,” I finished for him. “Oh, and lemon juice squirts in your eye and blinds you for like twenty minutes.”

I feel as though I've found new life mantra

I was bursting from my cocoon as a mentally disabled giraffe.

I am such a mentally disabled giraffe. I'm gad someone finally put it into words.