Slammed (Slammed, #1)

by Colleen Hoover

“What’s going on?” Kel asks. “Nothing,” I say. “Y’all can go back to class. She just wanted to know where we got the materials for your costume so she can be a hemorrhoid next year.”

—Don’t stop making basagna. Basagna is good. Wait until a day when there is no bad news, and bake a damn basagna.