Dr. Strange Beard (Winston Brothers, #5)
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But time, as they say, heals all wounds that aren’t affected by sepsis or gangrene.
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“Why are you so anxious to build yourself a ceiling? Why don’t you build a rocket instead?”
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“We all have our time machines, don't we. Those that take us back are memories...And those that carry us forward, are dreams.” H.G. WELLS
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“Do not let the memories of your past limit the potential of your future.
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Amen
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—I frowned, patting down my shirt front like I was looking for something—“Wait, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
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“Are you a parking ticket? ’Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”
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“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”
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“How about this: do you know what my shirt is made of?” I pointed to the flannel I was wearing. Letting her hands drop, she glanced between me and my shirt. “Cotton?” I lifted my eyebrows, gave her a pointed look, and said with flourish, “Boyfriend material.”
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“Would you grab my arm”—I held out my elbow—“so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”
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“Kicking isn’t talking.” Although . . . I could see how it might be gratifying to kick random furniture.
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the element of surprise was my favorite, even if it wasn’t on the periodic table.
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Gotta love a corny geek joke!
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In that moment, I realized something interesting: in a battle between two bullshitters, the one who cares about the outcome will always lose to the one who doesn’t care at all.
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Cake without milk is like drunk without disorderly. Where’s the fun in that?
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I mentally ranted at imaginary versions of my adversaries for four hours.
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You said, building your whole world around another person is like building a skyscraper on sand.” “And so it is.” She chuckled. “But living a life without love is like living alone in a skyscraper. What good does a solid foundation do if the building is empty?”
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“What’s the best thing about being from Switzerland?” “What?” “I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.”
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Bethany Winston once told me that time was like a closet. No matter what you do or how good your intentions are, you will always fill your time and closets with things that don’t matter.
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Ain’t it the truth.
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“You must have Viking blood.” Nelson and I shared a look and she rolled her eyes, ignoring our colleague. “Actually, no. My people come from Wakanda.”
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“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” MAYA ANGELOU
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Clowns, in my experience, are like cats. They can sense when a person isn’t into them and then go out of their way to interact with that person.