Diary of an Oxygen Thief (The Oxygen Thief Diaries, #1)

by Anonymous

My most reliable gibes had no effect until I accused them of having relatives in Britain. It was over in seconds.

If you said you were Irish but from London, it was as if one had performed a method of fellatio so bizarre that their eyes would glaze over and a little happy smile would bend the momentarily speechless mouth.

I’m all right now because I live in New York. Thank you, God, for New York.