Diary of an Oxygen Thief (The Oxygen Thief Diaries, #1)

by Anonymous

I liked hurting girls.

Off to a really freaky start there kid

And it was legal. I think I killed a few of them. Their souls, I mean. It was their souls I was after.

Do twut

I meant business.

"mew" "i told you we need more glittah"

“Looks. Like. A. Tablecloth.”

Why is this so funnyto me