Diary of an Oxygen Thief (The Oxygen Thief Diaries, #1)

by Anonymous

I wasn’t even sure I wanted to hear what would come out. No matter how well chosen the words were, the voice couldn’t always be trusted to carry them.

I decided she was a bitch and I was fucked.

To me, “you know what” should be reserved for something truly surprising.

As the man with the lisp said on hearing about the fate of the Titanic, “Unthinkable.”