Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (Wicked Years, #1)

by Gregory Maguire

Galinda didn’t often stop to consider whether she believed in what she said or not; the whole point of conversation was flow.

She's a true yapper

Was that a good sign? If she hadn’t had some affection for him, would she have worn a dress with a neckline that dipped just a tad lower than he had dared hope?

Boq is a weirdo incel loser lowkey

“Well, I question your friendship with me, if you consider Miss Galinda your friend too, and if that’s how you tear a friend apart in her absence.”

Boq is an obsessed delusional FREAK

It’s a systematic marginalizing of populations, Glinda, that’s what the Wizard’s all about.”