Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (Wicked Years, #1)

by Gregory Maguire

(This was unkind, as Boq did have an amphibious look about him.)

this is so fucking funny

“You know, Boq,” she said, “the thing is I have become fond of Galinda myself.

Oh I'm sure

“She needs me?”

well yes!

She put her face against Glinda’s and kissed her. “Hold out, if you can,” she murmured, and kissed her again. “Hold out, my sweet.”

oh my god?

“I loved you too much to keep in touch.”

Insane thing to say

“If you should see her,” said Glinda lightly, “tell her I miss her still.”

crazy work

For the first time, Elphie wished that Liir had at least an undertone of green in his skin.

oh ow

She hides behind her devotion the way a terrorist hides behind his ideals—”

this goes crazy

The Witch took Glinda’s arm. “Glinda, you look hideous in that getup. I thought you’d have developed some sense by now.” “When in the provinces,” she said, “you have to show them a little style. I don’t think it’s so bad. Or are the satin bells at the shoulder a bit too too?” “Excessive,” agreed the Witch. “Someone get the scissors; this is a disaster.”

This is so cute actually