The Kangaroo Chronicles

by Marc-Uwe Kling

“Oh man, capitalism sucks!” cries the Kangaroo as it flips the Monopoly board. “Only because you are losing,” I say

“He’s probably both,” I say. “A DJ who, at a children’s birthday party, plays Rammstein the whole time.”

“Exactemento,” says the Kangaroo. “You surely know the saying that God made man in His image. Look around you! If you just assume that God is an asshole, then it all suddenly begins to make perfect sense.”

Have you read the Bible?” “Well, yeah,” I say. “Sort of. It’s the best thing to read if you want to become an atheist.”

“I have never heard anyone with a flag in their hand say anything intelligent.”