We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files. We’d like to help you learn to help yourself. Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes. Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home. […] Hide it in the hiding place where no one ever goes. Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes. It’s a little secret just the Robinson’s affair. Most of all you’ve got to hide it from the kids. […] Laugh about it, shout about it, when you’ve got to choose. Every way you look at this you lose. – Simon and Garfunkel, ‘Mrs. Robinson’, 1968
