Arcanum Unbounded: The Cosmere Collection

by Brandon Sanderson

Hell, Kelsier thought, cold. God is going insane.

“Alas,” the Drifter said. “Your case is hopeless.” Kelsier felt his heart sink. “Yes, nothing to be done,” the Drifter continued. “You are, indeed, stuck with that face. By manifesting those same features on this side, you show that even your soul is resigned to you always looking like one ugly sonofa—”