“Come again?” “It’s clinical.” “Yes, that makes me feel better about you swabbing a man’s cock. I’m sure Delia has her M.D.” “Relax. It’s no big deal.” “Yes. You’re right.” “I am?” “Sure.” I partially covered the phone and yelled to my secretary, who wasn’t in today. “Elizabeth? Can you come in here a minute?” “Elizabeth? Is that your new secretary?” “Yes. I’m going to wash her tits.”
