Parsnips, Buttered: How to baffle, bamboozle and boycott your way through modern life

by Joe Lycett

I’ve only ever been accused of being a psychopath a couple of times and neither of those people have said it again.

If you don’t implement them, I cannot promise that I will not start up a rival company specialising in Bramley apple sausage rolls, although this is very unlikely as I am not a good businessman, my passion for this topic extends about as far as this email and I am already quite busy.