Must be a group member before inviting friends
So, if you make a misjudged comment about my outfit on a night out: expect to receive a beautiful Pandora bracelet with a passive-aggressive ‘Elephants Never Forget’ charm. Consistently ignore my texts? You’ll soon be accepting a Fortnum & Mason hamper with a hand-painted Christmas card. Don’t congratulate me on my new hair? Expect some anthrax.
