Barbarian's Mate (Ice Planet Barbarians, #6)

by Ruby Dixon

A kiss shouldn’t have mattered so much, but it feels like everything. It feels as if Haeden didn’t want me there.

Hey friend, we established that aliens don’t know how to kiss. It didn’t exist for them. We also established that he never touched his mate. Soooooooooooo she’s just dumb then.

I gleefully enjoyed the part where Haeden got his guts shot up.

She’s terrible. What the fuck did he DO? Literally what did he do to illicit this type of reaction? He is gruff? Boo hoo so are so many others. I do not feel bad for her, I do not like her, I do not celebrate her victories. The author butchered this character.

“I guess…sometimes I just want a say in something, you know?

Except she literally didn’t care who she resonated to at the beginning of this story. She chose. Even though the IUD fell out she was going to get it removed either way with the surgery machine. Soooo, this was a choice. And AGAIN no good reason as to why she doesn’t like him.

Mate? Eeep. I want to tell him to ix-nay the ate-may thing because I’m terrified of jinxing it.

Dude it’s like we forgot who she is as a character. Again she wants a mate so bad she was going to go into a surgery machine. She wants many children. What are we even doing?

So not scoring tonight.

Hes… keeping you safe. He told you to be quiet because there is danger around. I’m gonna lose my mind. Bro, at this point give me him instead.

“Fransh-kay-seeng?”

Now all of a sudden he can’t say kiss even though he did like two sentences ago… sure sure. Okay

And a big dick. Can’t forget that part.

You got me, I fucking laughed, are you happy?