I also lost on Dancing with the Stars, Rachael vs. Guy, Celebrity Chopped, The Celebrity Apprentice, and All-Star Celebrity Apprentice. I lost on all of those. But I won on (celebrity) Jeopardy!. Let’s think about this: I lost on every show that was subjective, where politics were involved, and I won on the one show that was purely objective. The one where sucking up and backstabbing don’t help. So fuck Donald Trump in the neck.
