The Little Old Lady Who Broke All the Rules (League of Pensioners #1)

by Catharina Ingelman-Sundberg

But if she had to be old, she might as well be wise, too.

Better to have a messy home and happy children than a perfect yard and unhappy children, they thought.

“If you find it difficult to use a computer, you might prefer to try our telephone service?” the teller said in an attempt to be friendly. “Telephone service? But, my dear, haven’t you wondered why I talk so loudly? I AM HARD OF HEARING,” she roared.

They all signed it with their own names, and that didn’t matter, of course, because they had all such illegible signatures that they would have made every doctor green with envy.