“Jack?” “What you’ve just heard is the sound of my heart dying a swift and sudden death.” “Hypothetically speaking, if—and I’m not saying I do—but if I was to like you, what would you want to do about it?” “I would probably want to hold your hand.” “Probably?” “Hypothetically, yes. I would definitely hypothetically want to hold your hand.” “Well then, I would probably hypothetically hold yours back.” “I would also hypothetically want to take you to a movie, even though I don’t like movies as a rule because of the whole facial confusion situation.” “Which one?” “Which movie?” “I need to know if
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