“Oh, because people in the mundane world never obsess about celebrities and their love lives,” Beatriz said. “See also, Brangelina. And that boy band George is obsessed with. He has all kinds of theories about their romances.” “What . . . boy band . . . George is obsessed with?” Simon asked slowly. George looked shifty. “I don’t want to talk about it. The band’s going through some hard times lately, and it makes me too sad.”
