through the forms and somehow got funded. I didn’t understand a lot of what I signed up for, and years later I’d pay dearly for some of my choices. Let’s just say Sallie Mae and I have had words over the years. Okay fine—we basically stopped talking after she accused me of being a thieving bitch, and I accused her of being a money-grubbing whore. Oh, but don’t worry, Sallie—you’ll get your money.
