“Yeah, I am. And also gay.” She furrowed her eyebrows, caught between looking thoughtful and inquisitive. “Well, now I’m confused. You didn’t kiss me.” I arched an eyebrow. “Nice ego.” She flushed abruptly as her own words sank in. “I didn’t… I mean… That came out wrong.” “I think it kinda came out how you meant it,” I corrected, shooting her a sympathetic look and a smile. “Okay. Maybe it did. I’m passably attractive and aware of it; sue me.”
