“What do you even watch?” “I like older movies,” I explained. “Casablanca, The Sound of Music-” “You’re so deep!” she sighed out, pretending to swoon. “Oh, come on. Like, what’s so great about Rocky IV?” “Sylvester Stallone punches shit!” “You’re such a dude.” “Well, the actors in your movies were probably all bigots. So there.” “Because Sylvester Stallone is such a paragon of love and acceptance. Whatever. Julie Andrews is a gift.”
