The Raven and the Reindeer
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“I broke it,” it said simply.  Gerta’s jaw dropped. “You talk…” she said.  “So do you,” said the raven. “Kudos all around. We are talking beings. Auurk.” 
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“You haven’t a drop in you. There’s magic coating you like frost on a tree branch, that’s all.”
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“Being able to talk to ravens is a sensible magic.
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“I am the Sound of Mouse Bones Crunching Under the Hooves of God.” 
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“Hugin and Munin,” she said, looking straight ahead at the road, “the ravens who sit on Odin’s shoulders, have names five letters long. Same as Gerta. They manage.” 
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“Are you a he-raven or a she-raven?” “I am a raven,” said Mousebones, “and the rest is none of your business, as we’ll not be having eggs together.”
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“Well, obviously. You’d want a friend to do it, wouldn’t you?” Mousebones groomed a snowflake off her hair. “And it’s not like you’d be using them.” 
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Kay is alive. I just saw him. If I am a wretched, filthy creature, so be it. I don’t have be anything else. I just have to get to Kay.  Kay deserves better than me, but I’m all there is. 
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“Compared to her, I’m a raven. And ravens do not bow to gods or men or giants.”
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“Humans! Aurk! No pleasing you. Grow feathers, why don’t you?”
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Or at least very long winters. When you don’t have much else to
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do, you might as well carve things…
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The old woman cackled, a really good cackle, the sort that you can only get if you are over the age of eighty and know how to drink.
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“I’m the storyteller,” said the old woman. “Gran Aischa.
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“Ebba!
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Your advisor, the raven, has told you all the wisdom in the world.”
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“People will believe anything if you add enough details they like,” said Gran Aischa. “It’s a good story. Thank you for bringing it to me.” She reached out with her mug and clinked it against Gerta’s.  “Although,” she added, taking a long slug of her drink, “I won’t swear that I won’t add to it, if it’s early in the evening. A comic case of mistaken identity, say, or three tasks, or a riddle game.” She glanced up at Mousebones. “Ravens and riddle games go well together, I always thought.” “It’s true,” said Mousebones, wiping his beak on Gerta’s hair. “I know lots of riddles, and not just the ...more
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“Let him go.
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“She doesn’t take the unwilling. He had to climb into her sledge himself.” “I’m sure she enchanted him somehow—he wouldn’t have—”
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“Oh, eventually. She’ll give him kisses—and more than kisses—and all that ice will work its way to his heart. But he’ll never feel a thing.”
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“Your sweetheart’s gone, same as if he’d died of a fever. Running after him won’t help.” 
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“That one lives farther north than north, and you won’t get there on a human road. You’ll need to find another way.”
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I think she was a spirit born of ice and she steals away human children. Cut from the same cloth as the Fair Folk, anyway.”
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tonttu, the spirits of the house and the sauna,
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If you walk all the way to Sápmi on this road, look for a woman named Livli.
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large man stepped out from behind a tree and grabbed Gerta around the waist. 
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“She was nosin’ around. Looked to walk right in here.” “So you decided to make absolutely sure she found us. How useful.”
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slightly, suddenly wary. “Do we know each other?” “From my dream,”
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“Wood-pigeons,” said the girl slowly. “Yes. I keep wood-pigeons.”
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“Come with me. My name is Janna, and I suppose you’re my prisoner now.”
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I didn’t
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think that a human could be kind to a raven and cruel to another human.” 
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Someone very old, thought Gerta. A woman, I think, but very old. Older than Grandmother. Maybe older than Gran Aischa, too. 
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“We’re bandits, not cannibals.”
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“The pigeon coop,” said Janna. “You go up the hatch and it’s right there.
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In the end, she told the bandit-girl everything. 
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She’ll suck the marrow out of your bones and fill the holes with frost.”
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She controls the frost, or the frost controls her, or they’re the same thing. They
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“The devil took her heart and turned it cold.
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She keeps them in her palace in the farthest north, they say, all the pretty boys like frozen flowers.” 
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Cold, cannibals, witches…it’s all the same…
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reindeer.
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“Frozen,” said the other girl grimly. “Right on the perches. Oh, damn. I thought it would be warm enough.
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The Snow Queen passed over, and froze them.
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Janna kissed her. Gerta’s eyes went very wide.  But girls don’t—not with other girls—
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They broke apart and Gerta gasped for air.   Janna chuckled. 
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She’s the one who did it! I don’t know why I’m the one who’s embarrassed! Because you enjoyed it, and you weren’t thinking about Kay at all, said a traitorous part of her mind. 
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A kiss like Janna’s could have brought back the dead. Corpses three days old would hop off the pyre if someone kissed them like that.
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Janna propped herself up on one elbow and kissed her again.
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“you could get into a great deal more trouble with me.”