The majority of taxes are paid to bail out stupid people from their mistakes. Be it: people on welfare who keep breeding children they can’t afford or bankers who were stupid enough to lend a 25 year old “Thirty-Thousand-Dollarnaire” $1.5 million to buy a McMansion or (as I predict will happen) bailing out students who took on $150,000 in student loans to pay for a “Masters in Pansexual Hispanic Ethiopian Musical Butterfly Studies”