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“Aren’t you worried about the calories in all that food?” “It’s not as much as you might think on account of I got a diet soda. And I was careful to balance out my meal with something from different major food groups. I got fried protein, tasty carbohydrates, and gravy.” “Gravy isn’t a food group.” “Say what?”
“I traded in my cigarettes for a vibrator. I got a dandy little battery job that I carry in my purse, and when I feel the urge to light up I just stick this thing against my lady parts and buzz myself into relaxation and happiness. Personally I don’t get the whole e-cigarette thing. I mean, if you’re going mechanical wouldn’t you rather put those batteries to work on your pleasure bean?”
He looked like he drank a lot of beer and was ready for retirement.
The thing about Lula is that when she gets things wrong they frequently make sense.
Garages in the Burg were for the most part used to store items that should have been thrown away ten years ago.
The problem with all that falling in love was that eventually it had to come to an end, and the end would be painful.
“I know this is business, but can we go to the Magic Kingdom?” “I’d rather set myself on fire.”
