Then we got on the second plane and before we took off, the captain came storming down the aisle. ‘I have heard about you and your being deported from Finland,’ he glowered. ‘If you try anything on this plane, I will have you arrested in London.’ So we didn’t do anything the whole way back to London, but when we landed, there were all these cops on the tarmac. ‘Oh fuck!’ we thought. And then they arrested the captain! It turned out he was flying the plane drunk, which only goes to show.
