Dead Lawyers Don't Lie (Jake Wolfe, #1)

by Mark Nolan

Deep-fried guinea pig on a stick (including the head),

Ewww

lamb testicles in cream gravy,

double ew

“The late, great philosopher George Carlin boiled it down to this,” Jake said. “Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Makes sense