Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

by Evelyn Cloves

it was the first day that Pumpkin Spice Lattes were available at Starbucks.

Pumpkin Spice Lattes were just about her favorite thing in the world, right after Taylor Swift, brunch, and braids she learned about on Pinterest.

is this satire hahahah

I think they’re the sexiest drink we sell.”

Insane lololol

So I guess I’m a Pumpkin Spice-sexual.”

Hahahaahahahaahh