Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

by Evelyn Cloves

it was the first day that Pumpkin Spice Lattes were available at Starbucks.

it was the most wonderful day of the year

Pumpkin Spice Lattes were just about her favorite thing in the world, right after Taylor Swift, brunch, and braids she learned about on Pinterest.

You couldn’t have sex with a Starbucks drink...or could you? No...you couldn’t.