Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

by Evelyn Cloves

“Good morning! What can I get--” but before she could even finish, Melissa blurted out, “A VENTI PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE PLEASE EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM.”

I’m embarrassed for you

“I’m pretty excited too. I think they’re the sexiest drink we sell.”

Wut

She felt a throb in her body that was undeniable - was she into this Pumpkin Spice Latte? Like...sexually? She pushed the notion out of her mind - that was silly. You couldn’t have sex with a Starbucks drink...or could you? No...you couldn’t.

I’m laughing out loud 😂

Oh my god, Melissa Brewer, you cannot be attracted to a Pumpkin Spice Latte. That doesn’t make sense, she reprimanded herself. But she could feel it. Her body wanted that Pumpkin Spice Latte, and not just to drink.

I’m sorry ? 😅

Was she really going to do this? Was she going to have sex with a Pumpkin Spice Latte in a Starbucks?

I’m horrified that I’m reading this right now

“You’re not - you’re not going to kick me out for having sex with a Pumpkin Spice Latte in your Starbucks?”

Jesus 😂