Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

by Evelyn Cloves

Pumpkin Spice Lattes were just about her favorite thing in the world, right after Taylor Swift, brunch, and braids she learned about on Pinterest.

what ? no uggs , scrunchies , or north face jackets !!! (im kidding.... or am i ?) lol

The anticipation she felt was almost like the kind she got when she saw a really attractive person - she could feel the desire pulsing through her veins.

WTAF.....

She needed to look good for her first PSL. She selected a pair of yoga pants, some cute sneakers, an oversized tee, layered with another oversized tee, a cardigan, and three different scarves. Fall was all about layers and Pumpkin Spice Lattes, and Melissa was stoked about both.

Jesus . She better live in Alaska with all of those layers huntt-ttyyy !

“I’m pretty excited too. I think they’re the sexiest drink we sell.”

Even the worker ??!!

She felt a throb in her body that was undeniable - was she into this Pumpkin Spice Latte? Like...sexually?

NOO MA'AM. Jesus is watching !

She pushed the notion out of her mind - that was silly. You couldn’t have sex with a Starbucks drink...or could you? No...you couldn’t.

Bro .... My brain hurtss lol

Oh my god, Melissa Brewer, you cannot be attracted to a Pumpkin Spice Latte. That doesn’t make sense, she reprimanded herself. But she could feel it. Her body wanted that Pumpkin Spice Latte, and not just to drink.

Maybe we could just say its an aphrodisiac , instead ?....

As the hot, milky stuff ran down her throat, she let out a small moan.

Im deceased . Rip .

Was she really going to do this? Was she going to have sex with a Pumpkin Spice Latte in a Starbucks?

The ONLY reason im not dnfing is becsuse i HAVE to know how in tf this is preformed ....

now the Pumpkin Spice Latte was inside her, a part of her now.

That just took " i want to be close to you" to a ENTIRELY new level....

“You’re not - you’re not going to kick me out for having sex with a Pumpkin Spice Latte in your Starbucks?”

How could you even ask an employee that question, with a straight fucking face? lmao &&TOTALLY be serious about it too !!!

How did Melissa know that was what was in the cups they were holding? She just knew. She could tell a PSL from ten paces.

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH im ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AT THIS POINT

“There are a certain few people who we call Pumpkin Spice-sexuals. It’s very rare, but Michael and I--” she nodded at the guy with the Afro-- “are two of them. And we’re very good at spotting our kind.”

just call it a Pumpkin-spice-lat-dar ....