Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

by Evelyn Cloves

then she realized what day it was: it was the first day that Pumpkin Spice Lattes were available at Starbucks. Her body must just have known that it was the most wonderful day of the year and woken her up early! She could almost feel the cravings work their way through her whole body, from her mouth down through the rest of her.

Pumpkin Spice Lattes were just about her favorite thing in the world, right after Taylor Swift, brunch, and braids she learned about on Pinterest.

lol same girly

was she into this Pumpkin Spice Latte? Like...sexually? She pushed the notion out of her mind - that was silly. You couldn’t have sex with a Starbucks drink...or could you? No...you couldn’t.

WHAT lol

“You’re not - you’re not going to kick me out for having sex with a Pumpkin Spice Latte in your Starbucks?”

i’m dead lol

“There are a certain few people who we call Pumpkin Spice-sexuals. It’s very rare, but Michael and I--” she nodded at the guy with the Afro-- “are two of them. And we’re very good at spotting our kind.”