Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

by Evelyn Cloves

Pumpkin Spice Lattes were just about her favorite thing in the world, right after Taylor Swift, brunch, and braids she learned about on Pinterest.

She felt a throb in her body that was undeniable - was she into this Pumpkin Spice Latte? Like...sexually? She pushed the notion out of her mind - that was silly. You couldn’t have sex with a Starbucks drink...or could you? No...you couldn’t.

As the hot, milky stuff ran down her throat, she let out a small moan.

“You’re not - you’re not going to kick me out for having sex with a Pumpkin Spice Latte in your Starbucks?”

“There are a certain few people who we call Pumpkin Spice-sexuals. It’s very rare, but Michael and I--” she nodded at the guy with the Afro-- “are two of them. And we’re very good at spotting our kind.”