What history?! It’s time to hurry up and make some money. No one thinks about anything great…or sublime…We’ve had it up to here with greatness! We want something on the human scale. Normal. Mundane…you know, everyday stuff! It’s enough to remember the great stuff occasionally, after a little vodka…We were the first ones in space…and manufactured the best tanks in the world. But there was no detergent or toilet paper. Those goddamn toilets always leaked! People would wash plastic bags and hang them out to dry on their balconies. Having a VCR was tantamount to having your own personal
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