Party, Guy Who Fucked the Hottest Girl at the Party, and Tallest Brother, but never in the category of Who Sleep-Pissed in the Weirdest Location After Passing Out. That title will always be held by Devon, the shorter, angrier older Alexander who had once urinated on his own parents while they lay snoozing in their bed. Rumor had it, when they’d woken up and begun screaming at him to stop, Devon had reportedly held up his hand midstream and screamed back, “Shut the fuck up! I know what I’m doing!”
