More on this book
Kindle Notes & Highlights
Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself, especially women.
Don’t bullshit a woman. Don’t say, “I’ll call you,” if you don’t mean it. If you just want sex, make that clear from the beginning. Don’t make promises you can’t keep.
Don’t fuck another man’s girl, no matter how tempting. • The most important rule of all: When you fuck her, let her come first. You see, it’s no good just having sex for your own pleasure. Where’s the fun in that? A real man needs to know that a woman needs him.
Women are experts at faking orgasms and a lot of men are too dumb to tell the difference, or too proud to acknowledge that it has ever happened to them.
Women don’t forget. I guess there are so many assholes out there, that by being halfway decent, a man can earn big brownie points.
Sometimes, I tried to imagine a world without dogs, and I couldn’t.
Men are basic. They don’t do favors, they do what they feel like doing.”
always best if the man is that teensy-weensy bit more in love with his wife than the other way around, don’t you agree?”
Had I ever been that in love? No, I hadn’t. So in love that my heart missed a beat, so in love that I thought about the other person
“Eighty-eight is a lucky number,” I said. “The number of infinity, the double directions of the infinity of the Universe, the period of revolution—the days it takes for
