“I’d tell you to respect your elders, but you’re older on the inside than this new coat of paint, jackass.” “Ass-munch.” “My daughter would have you doing push-ups for the consistent use of the same cuss word.” “What, are you going to tell on me?” “Hell, no, you cockstain on a two-bit whore’s Thursday panties. I’d hate to see your heart burst. I’m warning you, fuckhead.”
