Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Harry Potter, #4)

by J.K. Rowling

“Good one,” said Ron, copying it down. “Because of . . . erm . . . Mercury. Why don’t you get stabbed in the back by someone you thought was a friend?” “Yeah . . . cool . . .” said Harry, scribbling it down, “because . . . Venus is in the twelfth house.”

lol boys when they try to make their birth chart 😂