Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Harry Potter, #4)

by J.K. Rowling

“You will milk her before we retire, Wormtail,”

I'm sorry he will WHAT

“Well, have a lovely time,” said Mrs. Weasley,

I'm sad why isn't she going :(

One falls off his broom, one stays on, you don’t need to be a genius to tell which one’s the better flier!”

Ew don't pmo

Winky was crying so hard that her sobs echoed around the clearing.

Justice for Winky

Hermione left the room, muttering something that sounded very much like “Boys.”

So real sis

“Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?” said Ron.

HAHAHA

“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?” he asked calmly.

HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE

“Yeah, give Ron a good kick up the —”

Ope!

But Ron had been on his side then.

Stop I'll cry

It is a strange thing, but when you are dreading something, and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up.

Ain't that the truth

Ron’s indignation on his behalf was worth about a hundred points to him.

Thank god the boys made up I was getting sick of that

“Dobby is only wanting to wish Harry Potter ‘Merry Christmas’

Stop I love Dobby

Dobby cannot let Harry Potter lose his Wheezy!”

STOP IT 😭

Then he saw Mrs. Weasley and Bill standing in front of the fireplace, beaming at him.

STOP I'LL CRY I LOVE HER

Cedric was lying spread-eagled on the ground beside him. He was dead.

Stop

At that moment, Harry fully understood for the first time why people said Dumbledore was the only wizard Voldemort had ever feared.

Cause he's a badass

There was a moment’s silence, which was broken by Sirius growling. His hackles were raised, and he was baring his teeth at Fudge.

Period

Hermione pulled a small sealed glass jar out of her bag. “— into a beetle.”

HAHAHAHA