(with whom you spend the majority of your day). This is all perfectly understandable on the surface, but have you ever really stopped to consider: 1. How hard it is to actually get fired if you’re doing a decent job? 2. How little you really care, deep down, whether Gail from Marketing thinks fondly of you? Fuck Gail and her Save the Polar Bears half-marathon fund-raising drive, am I right? (But more on Gail later.) For now, remember that you should only give a fuck about things you can control, and no fucks about things you can’t.